Romano = Pizza God.
Loki’s Childhood part 2
After arranging them chronologically I realized it looks like Frigga has been flashbacking haha
Oh my gosh I did another 10 pics of baby loki again
Some of these pictures are part of another series of sketches that you can read here:
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
jingle bells angels fell sammy went away
kevin’s dead and dean’s alone
this is not okay
Rest In Peace Kevin freakin Solo..
NO HE BETTER NOT FUCKING REST IN PEACE HE BETTER FUCKING FUCK SHIT UP IN HEAVEN AND START A MOTHERFUCKING REBELLION IN HEAVEN WITH ELLEN AND JO AND ASH AND PAM AND HE BETTER COME THE FUCK BACK TO LIFE CUZ YOU AINT A FUCKING WINCHESTER TIL YOU DIED AND COME BACK TO LIFE AT LEAST ONCE. KEVIN AIN’T DEAD HE’S THE FUCKING TERMINATIOR YOU KNOW HE’S GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.
The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.
this looks like a video game glitch
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
somewhere, right now, out there in the world, someone is sitting in front of their computer reading this.
hello, i can see u.
this is itai the koimaid, he represents the fact that i’m a big baby
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy